December 13, 2009
Dating Tips for the Ladies
Monique Chartier
... circa 1938. H/T Dave Barry.
Here are the first two tips, sans the illustrative photographs - again, circa 1938 - that accompany each tip.
DO YOUR DRESSING in your boudoir to keep your allure. Be ready to go when date arrives; don't keep him waiting. Greet him with a smile!MEN DON'T LIKE girls who borrow their handkerchief and smudge them with lipstick. Makeup in privacy, not where he sees you.
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In my entire life, no woman has ever asked to borrow my handkerchief.
Posted by: Warrington Faust at December 13, 2009 10:34 PMToday's rules:
Meet him somewhere, in case he's a creap. You don't want him to know where you live. Apply make up en-route.
Posted by: George at December 14, 2009 1:24 PM