December 13, 2009
Dating Tips for the Ladies
Monique Chartier
... circa 1938. H/T Dave Barry.
Here are the first two tips, sans the illustrative photographs - again, circa 1938 - that accompany each tip.
DO YOUR DRESSING in your boudoir to keep your allure. Be ready to go when date arrives; don't keep him waiting. Greet him with a smile!MEN DON'T LIKE girls who borrow their handkerchief and smudge them with lipstick. Makeup in privacy, not where he sees you.
Comments
In my entire life, no woman has ever asked to borrow my handkerchief.
Posted by: Warrington Faust at December 13, 2009 10:34 PMToday's rules:
Meet him somewhere, in case he's a creap. You don't want him to know where you live. Apply make up en-route.
Posted by: George at December 14, 2009 1:24 PM