December 31, 2011
Why Barack Obama's College Records Were Sealed
Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983....
Mr. Basiago states that during one of his trips to Mars via “jump room” that took place from 1981 to 1983, he was sitting on a wall beneath an arching roof that covered one of the “jump room” facilities as he watched Mr. Obama walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain. When Mr. Obama walked past him and Mr. Basiago acknowledged him, Mr. Obama stated, with some sense of fatalism: “Now we’re here!”
[H/T Dave Barry.]
Mostly unrelated ADDENDUM: Dave Barry's "2011 Year in Review" is now up.
I am a believer. Obama's ears are actually antennas much like Uncle Martin.
Posted by: ANTHONY at January 3, 2012 3:32 PMI truely believe that obama was not born in the united states because he received forgein aide money for college and his social security number belongs to a dead man !!!
Posted by: Da Bunker at January 31, 2012 1:37 AM