Accentuating the Extremity
Bob Kerr sounds a familiar argument, although I find it no more persuasive in print than in pixels:
I know as well as any keen observer that labor unions cause hair loss, teen pregnancy, sexual dysfunction, adolescent obesity and poor gas mileage.
I have heard repeatedly from the dashboard sages how unions are plotting to make a mess of darn near everything, with the possible exception of the union hall and the detailing on the expensive imports all union bosses drive.
It’s no more persuasive when the writer provides his name, but at least the reader knows from whom it’s coming.