Some Helpful “Don’t’s” for the Holiday Season (and Throughout the Year)
What not to bring grocery shopping. [Side note: regrettably, due to England’s onerous laws regulating the movement of livestock, it will be six days before the “victim” is reunited with his flock.]
How not to effectuate a get-away should your holiday cash flow necessitate the mugging of an armored car driver.
What not to buy as a gift for that “special” female in your life (even in jest).
What not to say to airport security, no matter how tight the logic may seem. [H/T Dave Barry.]