It’s Time to Legalize Same-Self Marriage
After reading Justin’s post, it hit me: why couldn’t I marry myself? So, I am here to ask that you join me in advocating for Same-Self marriage (SsM). It’s too late for me, but I’m going to fight for those of you who love yourselves more than anyone else and want to spend the rest of your lives with yourselves while enjoying all of the rights–legal, cultural and traditional–that those in two-people marriages (TPMs) enjoy.
I remember the days I spent alone. Forcing myself to meet people who might like me. Enduring dates. It was a life full of constant emotional and psychological trauma. Would anyone ever like me as much as I liked myself? Luckily, I found someone who did. But I know there are people out there who aren’t wired that way. You do to. People who are still living the single life and have come to realize that they prefer it that way. The 45 year old I.T. guy; the 54 year old librarian; and, of course, the priest and nun. They all must endure the snickers and stares: why aren’t they with anyone. What’s wrong with them. It’s time to end the stigmatization of the single life in our culture.
And single people are being discriminated against by our own government. We have tax polices that benefit married couples. But isn’t the single life the ultimate expression of Liberty as defined by our Constitution? The Equal Protection Clause? Where is it written that it takes two people to be married? Surely you aren’t going to argue that all of the law books say so, are you? C’mon, those were written a long time ago when people weren’t open-minded enough to understand how modern society would evolve. Hey, if we can move from “man and wife” to “two parties”, what’s the diff if we just make marriage a solo project?
Don’t give me any arguments about how this would affect the rearing of children. It’s obvious that there are no practical or legal reasons why a kid needs a parent of each gender. If two dads or two moms are fine, then how can we say that one really cool, supermom or -dad can’t do the job? Our society has reached a point where we have a lot of single parents anyway. If the government wants to continue to incentivize marriage, then it needs to do so without discriminating against a whole class of people. Allowing singles to marry themselves will enable them to take advantage of all of the same benefits that those in TPMs enjoy.
I don’t think this proposal is that revolutionary. As I said, it comports with the self-reliance and liberties that have characterized our great nation since it’s founding. It’s time we align our society and government with the clear intent of the Founders, had they lived today. So let’s stop the hypocrisy and legalize Same-Self marriage. It’s the only fair thing to do.