Remember, today is Constitution Day, so take some time and reacquaint yourself with it. Here’s a head start:

Preamble
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Heck, why not print it out…or you can buy a fancy pocket Constitution (just don’t hand it out at the Bristol Parade, ok?).