Buy blueberry futures. (… or do we sell short now that the news has hit the headlines?)
Feeling lazy and stupid? (Hey! Put down the remote, come to the computer and pay attention.) Possibly you’ve been indulging at the State Fair of Texas.
Not such Smart Choices? Looks like the new food labeling campaign has a serious (Froot) loophole.
Revenge of the social drinker:

At weigh in.
Is the cure worse than the disease?
Be still, my heart.
This one I don’t get.

And for those who wish to disregard Justin’s sensible advice and obsess in a GPS sort of way about H1N1, iPhone has a (non)killer app for you.