Dave Barry Offers a Frank Assessment of the Host City of today’s “Big Game”

Courtesy the Miami Herald.

… Miami has been hosting Super Bowls for more than 150 years, and in all that time no harm has ever come to a visitor who didn’t do something stupid such as venture outside the hotel. So have fun! Here are some tips to help you make the most of your visit:
GETTING AROUND
Miami has an extensive mass-transit system. Unfortunately, it doesn’t go anywhere you need to go, and it sometimes has sharks on it. (You think I’m kidding.) …

Apparently, there were some objections to his exceedingly honest column. In response, he has written a full retraction, inclusive of a description of game day security measures (which are probably not accurate) and an evaluation of the competency of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano (which probably is).

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BobN
BobN
11 years ago

The second article is the sort that I’d like to see Reuters put out after being forced by the White House to retract their first article on the hidden middle-class taxes in Obama’s 2011 budget.

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