Maybe I’m getting old and crotchety, but these performances just seem so silly, lately:

They’re basically elitists passing through on their way to lives of privilege and entitlement, yet we act simultaneously as if they’ve got some long-standing right to dictate the actions of the institutions and that those institutions’ highest purpose is to give them a forum for performance art against privilege.

Anyway, congrats all around for convincing many of us that recent Ivy grads are to be avoided in the professional realm.