Dolphins on the Greens
Semi-retired columnist Dave Barry attended the Miami Dolphins’ annual charity golf tournament a couple of weeks ago and files a report of sorts on the Dolphins, who apparently did not do so well last season.
[Click here for the entire column. Courtesy the Miami Herald.]I decided to go scout the Miami Dolphins on Monday, to see how they look this year. This is important, because the Dolphins represent South Florida’s manhood, and last season we had the same community testosterone level as the audience for a Barbra Streisand concert. The Dolphins lost 15 games and won only one, which I believe was against Princeton.
So there’s a lot of pressure on them to not suck so much this year. But the preseason news has been troubling, especially the feud between Jason Taylor and the Big Tuna.
Since the only thing I care about in relation to the Dolphins is how much they’re losing by, the best part of that article was the knuckle-dragging comments attacking Barry- who’s IQ is clearly greater than those the rest of his fellow Dolphin fans put together.
Gotta say the best comment by far was is the last one on page 5 (john_norton 6/30/2008 11:51 PM).