The Insanity Sparkles
So, the economy is struggling, right? Well, what better time to beginning banning products that are acknowledged to be safe and for which there’s an active market?
… all items for children ages 12 and under — from sneakers and sunglasses to dance costumes and denim jackets — won’t be shimmering as much now that the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has refused to exempt crystals and rhinestones from the latest federal consumer safety law. …
In written statements accompanying their July 16 decision, commissioners acknowledged that even though crystal and rhinestones exceed allowed lead limits they actually pose little health threat because the lead is bound to them on a molecular level and would be difficult to leach free even if swallowed.
But they said they could not grant an exemption because they are bound by the very specific language of the new product safety law.
“Because the statute does not give us the ability to be flexible, I cannot vote to grant exclusion in this case,” wrote Commissioner Nancy Nord, adding that she is aware that “there will be significant and severe economic injury to those who make and sell these products.”
On the other hand, perhaps we can salvage a useful metaphor from the foolishness. Instituting a “progressive” government is a bit like swallowing rhinestones: The sparkle is alluring, although useless once it’s swallowed, and the ingestion appears harmless… until it constitutes a majority of one’s diet, at which point it can be extremely painful or even fatal.
The obvious commenter quip, here, would involve a comparison of the above with my support for making prostitution illegal in Rhode Island. Allow me to respond, in advance, that such comments would miss my point on prostitution and that I’ll be elaborating when I’ve got a moment, later.